I don't know if I've mentioned before or not...the really funny ShoeBox Blog that I found. You know, the Shoebox that is a division of Hallmark! Well, they post funny renditions of top news stories, cartoons, as well as rejected cards. The rejected cards are my favorite. The girls in the office will attest to this, as I often giggle and share with them what I've just read. Well, today of course, they have rejected Mother's Day Cards. I've copied and pasted them below...enjoy!
Mom, if they celebrate Mother's Day a day later in Canada,
I want to take you across the border and do it again!
Also, we can get Grandma some cheap meds.
Start packin'!
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I always knew you had it in you to be a mom.
By "it", I mean a uterus. Kind of critical for baby having.
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Grandma, you can't be beat!
Everyone knows not to beat grandmas.
That should be obvious.
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Always knew you'd make a great mom, sis...
Or, evil stepmother. You could probably swing that one too.
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Complimentary waxing:
not a good Mother's Day gift.
Learned that one the hard way.
Happy Mother's Day
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Whenever I see a dedicated mother bird feeding a hungry baby bird,
I think of you, Mom
You made great fried chicken.
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Grandmas make lousy ninjas.
But other than that, they can do pretty much anything!